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She-Bonics
1.) Fine: This is the word she will use to end an argument when she is
right and you need to shut up - now. Refer to "Go Ahead." "Fine" does
not mean, "Go ahead." It means shut up, now, and don't dare do whatever
it was you were talking about.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing"
usually end in "Fine."
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "Nothing").
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements she can
make. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: She is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say,
"You're welcome".
8.) Whatever: Is her way of saying something not so very nice to you.
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that she has told you to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. You will later ask, "What's wrong?" For her
response, refer to #3.
Copy and send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Copy and send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
right and you need to shut up - now. Refer to "Go Ahead." "Fine" does
not mean, "Go ahead." It means shut up, now, and don't dare do whatever
it was you were talking about.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing"
usually end in "Fine."
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "Nothing").
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements she can
make. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: She is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say,
"You're welcome".
8.) Whatever: Is her way of saying something not so very nice to you.
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that she has told you to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. You will later ask, "What's wrong?" For her
response, refer to #3.
Copy and send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Copy and send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.