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  • This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...

    it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
    100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
    100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
    give
    over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
    answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
    P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
    16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    and


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
    While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
    get
    you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over
    the
    top.
    What I once considered boring, I now consider paradise.
    Faust

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    • #3
      Love It !!!!

      Great stuff. From now on, I will never give more than 99%. ... Ray
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