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  • Wow....And, I thought that I had used some poor excuses, for calling in sick....

    15 Excuses for Calling in Sick
    Richard Castellini, Senior Career Adviser for CareerBuilder

    Forty-one percent of hiring managers said they have received unusual or suspicious sick-day alibis. When asked to share the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work, hiring managers revealed some of their favorite alibis:

    1. Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.

    2. A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to go to her car from her house.

    3. Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife.

    4. Employee called from his cell phone, saying that he was accidentally locked in a restroom stall and that no one was around to let him out.

    5. Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk.

    6. Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.

    7. One of the walls in the employee's home fell off the night before.

    8. Employee's mother was in jail.

    9. A skunk got into the employee's house and sprayed all of his uniforms.

    10. Employee had a bad case of hiccups.

    11. Employee blew his nose so hard, his back went out.

    12. Employee's horses got loose and were running down the highway.

    13. Employee was hit by a bus while walking.

    14. Employee's dog swallowed her bus pass.

    15. Employee was sad.


    I think my favorite was # 9.
    Angela

    If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

    BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

  • #2
    I kept a list of the excuses one employee I supervised made for not being able to come to work. His grandmother died twice and in between these two events she fell and broke a hip. I never got to fire him as he changed departments. His employment was subsequently terminated though after the FBI picked him up leaving work one day and he couldn't come back to work.

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    • #3
      This is a true excuse.

      MLB Baseball pitcher (Kazahiro Sasaki) could not pitch because he tripped over his suitcase outside his hotel room door and hurt his back.

      (the more widely believed explanations are that: 1) he was so drunk he couldn't stand up and fell down a stairway; and 2) he was having an extramarital affair and was injured in a fight with the woman's husband.)
      “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

      “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

      “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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      • #4
        When I was a dispatcher, I had a guy who called in ten minutes before his report time one day to say that he couldn't make it because he couldn't find his car keys. I asked him if he'd slept on his sofa the previous night. He said yes. I then told him, "Well, in that case, go and take your shower, then look under the sofa. Your keys are there. Once you retrieve them, call me back and I'll put you to work later."

        He called me back in a half hour, ready to work. I told him to come in and I'd have a run for him. When he came in, the first thing he wanted to know was how I knew where his keys were. It was simple. When he told me he fell asleep on the sofa, I just knew. The guy was a periodic drunk. He didn't fall asleep on the sofa, he passed out. With his keys still in his hand, so of course they fell beneath the sofa...

        You learn some interesting "life skills" as a dispatcher.

        Fern
        Fern Modena
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        No one can make you feel inferior without your permission--Eleanor Roosevelt

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        • #5
          My favorite excuse from my then 21 y.o. secretary who had spent a night with an apparently new boyfriend:

          HER: "I can't come in because I can't take my diaphragm out"

          ME: "Cant you ask Mr. X to help you?"

          HER: Oooo, noooo, I don't know him well enough"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by IreneLF
            My favorite excuse from my then 21 y.o. secretary who had spent a night with an apparently new boyfriend:

            HER: "I can't come in because I can't take my diaphragm out"

            ME: "Cant you ask Mr. X to help you?"

            HER: Oooo, noooo, I don't know him well enough"

            Angela

            If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

            BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ArtsieAng
              12. Employee's horses got loose and were running down the highway.
              Storing for future use.

              I have called in that I had hurt myself falling off a horse which was true.
              Lawren
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              There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
              - Rolf Kopfle

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              • #8
                Originally posted by IreneLF
                My favorite excuse from my then 21 y.o. secretary who had spent a night with an apparently new boyfriend:

                HER: "I can't come in because I can't take my diaphragm out"

                ME: "Cant you ask Mr. X to help you?"

                HER: Oooo, noooo, I don't know him well enough"
                LOL! You should have told her to come in and do filing b/c if she was on her feet enough, gradually gravity would help it work its way out.

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                • #9
                  I'm beginning to think excuses are a dying art.

                  This was a phone message received on a Monday morning 15 minutes after start time - "I had a really busy week-end and I'm too tired to come to work".

                  I had a patient who didn't turn up for his appointment and when I phoned him to see if he was just running late, he said, "I forgot." "Never mind now you can have a nice rest for the next hour."

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                  • #10
                    Not that these excuses for being late are all that exciting, but they are true. I would call in late periodically as the apt. building I lived in would lose hot water...no cold showers for me!

                    And once I was late as I couldn't find my new kitten Did find her after a 30 minute search - asleep in that fold of fabric that hangs down under the foot rest on recliner chairs. Sheesh.

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                    • #11
                      Just saw a bumper sticker on a car yesterday that read

                      "I RAN OUT OF SICK DAYS SO I CALLED IN DEAD"

                      Bill

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                      • #12
                        One of the gals I worked with once came in late and said it was because there were elephants blocking the road. Funny but true as the elephants were circus elephants at their summer quarters in Goshen, CT and there was an article about their escapades in the next day's paper.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jlwquilter View Post
                          And once I was late as I couldn't find my new kitten Did find her after a 30 minute search - asleep in that fold of fabric that hangs down under the foot rest on recliner chairs. Sheesh.

                          Ouch...that could've hurt if you had decided to close it up!

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