Finish this sentence........

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I used to have a dog named Buck, but he peed too many times on.........

my dh while he was napping.

So, I took that dog and...............

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my dh while he was napping.

So, I took that dog and...............

changed his name to s*** out of Luck!

Now he answers to neither................

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changed his name to s*** out of Luck!

Now he answers to neither................

Shit, He just shits and pees.

But he still pees on the...............

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Shit, He just shits and pees.

But he still pees on the...............

Neighbors Yorkie.

When my dog is done, the yorkie........

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Neighbors Yorkie.

When my dog is done, the yorkie........

. . . returns the favor.

Thank God I own a Pitt Bull though or else . . .

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. . . returns the favor.

Thank God I own a Pitt Bull though or else . . .

he would run around peeing on everyone.

Roses are red vilolets are blue................

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he would run around peeing on everyone.

Roses are red vilolets are blue................

I'm a schizophrenic, and I guess I am, too.

It was a dark and stormy night as Edward George Bulwer-Lytton fed the sheet of paper into his Smith-Corona and began ...

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I'm a schizophrenic, and I guess I am, too.

It was a dark and stormy night as Edward George Bulwer-Lytton fed the sheet of paper into his Smith-Corona and began ...

. . . complaining that his wife has the laptop.

Laptops are better than old typewriters because . . .

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. . . complaining that his wife has the laptop.

Laptops are better than old typewriters because . . .

... while typewriters do have a charming look and character, the spinning hard drive of a laptop, combined with a SCSI interface, increases productive output. Laptop productions do present challenges, however, ....

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... while typewriters do have a charming look and character, the spinning hard drive of a laptop, combined with a SCSI interface, increases productive output. Laptop productions do present challenges, however, ....

They work better for warming my legs before bed than an electric blanket..........and

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They work better for warming my legs before bed than an electric blanket............

as I have a USB powerd Vibrator. I bet Lawren is so...

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as I have a USB powerd Vibrator. I bet Lawren is so...

She is going to Florida, Little does she know they are having thunder storms there right now and when it thunders there it....................

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She is going to Florida, Little does she know they are having thunder storms there right now and when it thunders there it....................

is very loud so it will cover the sound of my battery powered vibrator. I wish I had ken's USB powered one. Then I.....

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is very loud so it will cover the sound of my battery powered vibrator. I wish I had ken's USB powered one. Then I.....

could host a party and all my friends could come. My only request is that they...

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could host a party and all my friends could come. My only request is that they...

. . . not pee in the pool.

After we grill out for dinner . . .