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  • Craig's list ad/dating in NYC. long but worth it ;)

    > Post from a woman on craigslist:
    > =======================
    > What am I doing wrong?
    >
    >
    > Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
    > (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
    > I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
    > least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
    > that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think
    > I'm overreaching at all.
    >
    > Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
    > you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
    > 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
    > me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
    > to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
    > I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
    > get to her level?
    >
    > Here are my questions specifically:
    >
    > - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
    > restaurants, gyms
    >
    > -What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
    > feelings
    >
    > -Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
    >
    > - Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
    > side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
    > nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
    > gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
    > there?
    >
    > - Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
    > banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
    > hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
    >
    > - How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
    > MARRIAGE ONLY
    >
    > Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
    > way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
    > about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
    > able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
    > nice home and hearth. ]]]
    >
    > __________________________________________________ ______________________
    > _______________________________
    >
    > *some guy replied to that woman on craig's list. here was the reply:
    >
    > I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
    > about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
    > Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
    > bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
    > see it.
    >
    > Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
    > cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
    > suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
    > my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
    > money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
    > that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
    > be getting any more beautiful!
    >
    > So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
    > asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
    > accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
    > hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
    > earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
    >
    > So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
    > and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
    > to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
    > you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
    > to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
    > as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
    >
    > Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
    > I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
    > as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
    > believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
    > hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
    >
    > By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
    > we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
    >
    > With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
    > Classic "pump and dump."
    > I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
    > lease, let me know.
    >

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    I had my wife read this and she got a kick out of it. Gee I had no idea 500K was middle class in NY.
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    • #3
      Great exchange Glitter .
      I'm not going to ask how/why you managed to come across this

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      • #4
        OMG, too funny!


        I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
        I have a strong suspicion that what this woman is doing wrong, is talking.
        Angela

        If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

        BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

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        • #5
          Frank.....I think she is saying that a million dollars a year is middle class, in NY. ........

          but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

          Originally posted by bigfrank
          I had my wife read this and she got a kick out of it. Gee I had no idea 500K was middle class in NY.
          Angela

          If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

          BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ArtsieAng
            Frank.....I think she is saying that a million dollars a year is middle class, in NY. ........
            Since I am no longer upper Middle class
            I will be applying for welfare shortly.
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            • #7
              > So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
              > asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
              > accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
              > hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
              > earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
              THAT was hillarious!
              Lawren
              ------------------------
              There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
              - Rolf Kopfle

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ArtsieAng
                OMG, too funny!




                I have a strong suspicion that what this woman is doing wrong, is talking.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by IreneLF
                  Great exchange Glitter .
                  I'm not going to ask how/why you managed to come across this

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                  • #10
                    Can you say, "high maintenance"

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                    • #11
                      I tried to reply - but it got lost I guess???

                      Anyway - maybe the young lady could offer a 5 year deal. Generous signing bonus and a waning 5 years contract. Subject to weight gain standards and inches gained in the waist a s a deal breaker?

                      Any improvements i.e. cosmetic surgery - botox -- being born by the guy -

                      Bob

                      I think she would have better luck. Marriage? probably not. But a prenup would obviously be required if marriage agreed to.

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                      • #12
                        This ad has become viral as I am getting it in my e-mail from friends.

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                        • #13
                          She reminds me of one of the characters from "American Beauty" in this dialogue:

                          Angela Hayes:"Yeah? Well, at least I'm not ugly!"
                          Ricky Fitts: "Yes, you are. And you're boring, and you're totally ordinary, and you know it. "

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                          • #14
                            From Ormond Beach, FL (Plantation Island)

                            Blonde???
                            M. Henley

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Glitter
                              > Post from a woman on craigslist:
                              > =======================
                              > What am I doing wrong?
                              >
                              >
                              > Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
                              > (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
                              > I'm not from New York......
                              No only beautiful, but modest and down-to-earth, too!

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