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    Mnemonic for 11 planets sure beats "Roy G. Biv," "Homes"


    © robinvanmourik


    Maryn Smith, a 10-year-old fourth-grader at Riverview Elementary School in Great Falls, Mont., knows that there are 11 planets in the solar system. In order of increasing distance from the sun, they are, of course, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Ceres, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto and Eris.

    The trouble is, you and millions of Americans just like you don't know any of this.

    You vaguely remember Venus because that's where ladies come from, and Mars because of the rock that looks like a face. And you've got no idea -- none, nada -- about Ceres and Eris, two of the solar system's dwarf planets, along with Pluto, which word conjures in your mind a picture of Mickey's dog.

    So how to school you on space? This was Maryn's quest.

    Inspired by a contest put on by the National Geographic Society, her class set about coming up with a mnemonic for the solar system's 11 planets. You know, like "Roy G. Biv" for the colors of the rainbow -- red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet -- or, for the Great Lakes, "Homes" (Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior).

    Maryn won the contest with her thoroughly excellent phrase:

    My Very Exciting Magic Carpet Just Sailed Under Nine Palace Elephants.

    Mnemonics work when they're memorable. And Maryn's, which she says was inspired by "Aladdin," sure is. The magic carpet! Those palace elephants! How can you forget?

    According to Maryn's local paper, other entries from her class included:

    My Very Extraordinary Mother Carrie Just Served Us Nine Pizzas Each.

    and

    My Very Extraordinary Mother Can Jog Superly Under Nasty Particular Elves.

    It's clear why those don't work: How would you remember that the mom's named Carrie? And "superly"? And what's the deal with elves being "particular"? It makes no sense! Not like the magic carpet and nine palace elephants, which is totally logical and right.

    Maryn's mnemonic will be published in a forthcoming National Geographic book, "11 Planets: A New View of the Solar System."

    According to the Associated Press -- and this part is totally true -- it will also be recorded into a song by Lisa Loeb.

    "My Very Exciting Magic Carpet..." could be Loeb's biggest hit -- her only hit! -- since "Stay."
    Lawren
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    There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
    - Rolf Kopfle

  • #2
    I still use "Mary's Violet Eyes Make Jack Stay Up Nights. Phooey!!!"

    I would be absolutely lost, though, if I ever forgot about Chief Soh-Cah-Toa.
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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    • #3
      Leave it to a child to come up with something so dynamic that will help generations to come. How we underestimate children!
      Kay H

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      • #4
        When the heck did we get to 11 planets? I thought we were at 9.

        And don't ask what planet I have been on to not know this.
        Don

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        • #5
          I myself was a tad confused to hear we went to 11 planets. I could have sworn we just demoted Pluto!
          Lawren
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          There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
          - Rolf Kopfle

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          • #6
            Originally posted by T. R. Oglodyte
            I would be absolutely lost, though, if I ever forgot about Chief Soh-Cah-Toa.
            ugh! TRIG!
            Lawren
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            There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
            - Rolf Kopfle

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            • #7
              Originally posted by lawren2
              I myself was a tad confused to hear we went to 11 planets. I could have sworn we just demoted Pluto!
              Right. I believe the "Mary's Violet Eyes" mnemonic predates the discovery of Pluto, making the "phooey" and add-on.

              Now that Pluto has been demoted to it's rightful status, we can again dispense with those superfluous phooeys.
              “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

              “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

              “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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              • #8
                Originally posted by T. R. Oglodyte
                Now that Pluto has been demoted to it's rightful status, we can again dispense with those superfluous phooeys.
                It is easier for us middle aged folks to not have to erase those old memory banks.

                You know Steve; I've been thinking we are long overdue for a new extremely amusing and totally out there post from you. Isn't it time for you to get creative?
                Lawren
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                There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
                - Rolf Kopfle

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                • #9
                  Yeah wait...I thought Pluto was no longer a planet...

                  In addition to Sohcahtoa, I still remember that sin over cosine equals tangent. For what good that does....

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                  • #10
                    I can remember when Neptune was the last planet: My Very Excited Mother Just Served Us Planters Nuts (which we then changed into Poisoned Nuts 'cause we thought that was hilarious in 3rd grade). Then Neptune and Pluto's eliptical orbits overlapped, making Pluto the farthest planet and we had to switch to Nine Pizzas. Then they took away Pluto, so my kids learned My Very Excited Mother Just Served Us Nachos/Noodles. They haven't yet learned one that includes the dwarf planets. It's a wonder we can still remember these things, but I can't remember where I left my keys...
                    ~Arlene

                    "The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page."
                    - St. Augustine

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by lawren2 View Post

                      You know Steve; I've been thinking we are long overdue for a new extremely amusing and totally out there post from you. Isn't it time for you to get creative?
                      I did this bit earlier this week, but it seems to have not been well-received. Qss, clv, etc.
                      “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                      “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                      “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by T. R. Oglodyte View Post
                        I did this bit earlier this week, but it seems to have not been well-received. Qss, clv, etc.
                        You can't blame me for not seeing that one. I don't mosey OY everyday.

                        Teenage cats, teenage kids. Equally disposable.

                        I need a long, drawn out circular story of your legendary caliber though.
                        Lawren
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                        There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
                        - Rolf Kopfle

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by lawren2 View Post
                          You can't blame me for not seeing that one. I don't mosey OY everyday.

                          Teenage cats, teenage kids. Equally disposable.

                          I need a long, drawn out circular story of your legendary caliber though.
                          Right now I'm too busy doing my spring shrubberies.
                          “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                          “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                          “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by T. R. Oglodyte
                            Right now I'm too busy doing my spring shrubberies.
                            Are you putting little white fences around them?

                            Too early for shrubberies here yet.

                            ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!

                            (minor music)

                            Arthur: Oh not another shrubbery!!
                            Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
                            you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
                            higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
                            running down the middle.
                            Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
                            Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
                            mightiest tree in the forest...
                            Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!
                            Lawren
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                            There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
                            - Rolf Kopfle

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by lawren2
                              Are you putting little white fences around them?
                              Nope - I'm arranging them for a two level effect, with a little path running through the middle.
                              “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                              “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                              “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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