The Magic 8 Ball

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

When we need a higher power to answer our questions!

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[Beaglemom3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Beaglemom3]

I have kept one of these on my desk for years. Everytime someone asks me an assinine question, I consult the ball in front of them.

[mshatty Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close mshatty]

Everytime I shook it, I thought I was speaking with my DW, "My reply is no."

[Beaglemom3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Beaglemom3]

The 8-Ball Answers (8-Ball Answers)
As a resource to 8-Ball developers, I list here the 20 answers you can find on the icosahedron inside an 8-Ball:

Signs point to yes.
Yes.
Reply hazy, try again.
Without a doubt.
My sources say no.
As I see it, yes.
You may rely on it.
Concentrate and ask again.
Outlook not so good.
It is decidedly so.
Better not tell you now.
Very doubtful.
Yes - definitely.
It is certain.
Cannot predict now.
Most likely.
Ask again later.
My reply is no.
Outlook good.
Don't count on it.

One source reports that a newer model of Magic 8-Ball has a different set. I haven't verified these myself, but here are some of the alleged answers:

Yes, in due time.
My sources say no.
Definitely not.
Yes.
You will have to wait.
I have my doubts.
Outlook so so.
Looks good to me!
Who knows?
Looking good!
Probably.
Are you kidding?
Go for it!
Don't bet on it.
Forget about it.

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

How about these?:

I don't care.

Beware of following your instincts.

Yes.....Hesitantly.

You can do it, but someone will have to die.

Don't think twice.

Wear a condom.

Thats too much.

Barter

You won't win.

It is not worth it.

Are you on drugs?

[Beaglemom3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Beaglemom3]

LOL, here's more:

The Timeshare 8 Ball:

You don't need another timeshare.

Don't buy from the developer.

Walk away from it.

What? Orlando in the summer ?

Size matters

Lockoff schmockoff !

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

LOL, here's more:

The Timeshare 8 Ball:

You don't need another timeshare.

Don't buy from the developer.

Walk away from it.

What? Orlando in the summer ?

Size matters

Lockoff schmockoff !