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Subject: Here is how the banker works
>> > Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a
>> > farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey
>> > the next day.
>> >
>> >
>> > The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I
>> > have some bad news, the donkey died.
>> >
>> > Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money
>> > back.'
>> >
>> >
>> > The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent
>> > it already.'
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead
>> > donkey.
>> >
>> >
>> > The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?'
>> >
>> > Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
>> >
>> > The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a
>> > dead donkey!'
>> >
>> > Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't
>> > tell anybody he's dead.'
>> >
>> > A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck
>> > and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
>> > Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at
>> > two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.
>> >
>> > The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
>> >
>> > Chuck said 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his
>> > two dollars back.'
>> >
>> > Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs.
>>
>>
>> > Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a
>> > farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey
>> > the next day.
>> >
>> >
>> > The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I
>> > have some bad news, the donkey died.
>> >
>> > Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money
>> > back.'
>> >
>> >
>> > The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent
>> > it already.'
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead
>> > donkey.
>> >
>> >
>> > The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?'
>> >
>> > Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
>> >
>> > The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a
>> > dead donkey!'
>> >
>> > Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't
>> > tell anybody he's dead.'
>> >
>> > A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck
>> > and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
>> > Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at
>> > two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.
>> >
>> > The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
>> >
>> > Chuck said 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his
>> > two dollars back.'
>> >
>> > Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs.
>>
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