So you think you know everything...

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
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> Blood plasma.
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> No piece of paper can be folded in half
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> more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait..
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> Donkeys kill more people annually
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> Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (Watch your Ass )
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> You burn more calories sleeping
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> than you do watching television.
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> Oak trees do not produce acorns
> until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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> The first product to have a bar code
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> was Wrigley's gum.
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> The King of Hearts is the only king
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> WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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> American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
> by eliminating one (1) olive
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> from each salad served in first-class.
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> Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
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> (Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)
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> Apples, not caffeine,
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> are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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> Most dust particles in your house are made from
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> DEAD SKIN!
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> The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
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> So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
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> Walt Disney was afraid
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> OF MICE!
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> PEARLS MELT
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> IN VINEGAR!
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> The three most valuable brand names on earth:
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> Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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> It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
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> but, not downstairs.
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> A duck's quack doesn't echo,
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> and no one knows why.
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> Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
> be kept at least six (6) feet away from
> a toilet to avoid airborne particles
> resulting from the flush.
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> (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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> Richard Millhouse Nixon
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> was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
> the letters from the word 'criminal.'
> (who thinks up this stuff???)
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> The second?
> William Jefferson Clinton
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> (Please don't tell me you're SURPR ISED!!!)
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> And the best for last.....
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> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
> (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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> Always keep smiling. Makes 'em wonder what you've been up to!