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    Wishing all members and readers a very Happy St Paddy's Day . In these difficult times just take some time out to relax for a while and if appropriate have a small sip of whiskEy or similar ..... meantime enjoy.. ...............................

    “Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client.

    “Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?”
    “Oh, no,” replied Mrs. O’Connor. “Shure now, we have a carport.”
    The solicitor tried again. “Well, does the man beat you up?”
    “No, no,” said Mrs. O’Connor, looking puzzled. “Oi’m always first out of bed.”

    Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again.

    “What I’m trying to find out are what grounds you have.”
    “Bless ye, sor. We live in a flat — not even a window box, let alone grounds.”

    “Mrs. O’Connor,” the solicitor said in considerable exasperation, “you need a reason that the court can consider.

    What is the reason for you seeking this divorce?”
    “Ah, well now,” said the lady,
    “Shure it’s because the man can’t hold an intelligent conversation.”

    Regards Garry

  • #2
    Taste of Ireland

    Happy St. Patrick's Day

    Walt



    BLARNEY CASTLE



    DOOLIN



    KYLEMORE ABBEY



    CLONMACNOISE



    CLIFFS OF MOHER




    CLIFFS OF MOHER



    THE TEMPLE BAR

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    • #3
      Walt,

      What wonderful pictures. They sure make me want to go back there ...

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      • #4
        An Irishman went to confession.

        "Father", he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month."

        The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."

        Soon, another Irishman entered the confessional.

        "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've been having sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."

        This time the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green?"

        "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied.

        "Very well", sighed the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

        At mass the next morning as the priest was preparing to deliver the sermon a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redhead entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church were on her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.

        Her dress was green and very short and she was wearing matching, shiny emerald green shoes.

        The priest and the altar boy gasped as she sat with her legs spread slightly apart ...just enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

        The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?"

        The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears, but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes."

        Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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        • #5
          Happy St. Paddy's Day!

          Top o' the Mornin' - animated Flash ecard by Jacquie Lawson




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          • #6
            http://www.e-water.net/viewflash.php...ishblessing_en

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            • #7
              Okay, NOW I really want to go to Ireland! Love those pictures!!

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