The Pope

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After
getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded
into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light),
the driver notices the Pope is still standing on
the curb.

'Excuse me, Your
Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please
take your seat so we can leave?'


'Well, to tell you the truth,' says
the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the
Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really
like to drive today.'

'I'm
sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do
that. I'd lose my job! What if something should
happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never
gone to work that morning..


'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope
with a smile.

Reluctantly,
the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs
in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets
his decision when, after exiting the airport,
the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to
205 kph.. (Remember, the Pope is German..)


'Please slow down, Your
Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the
Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they
hear sirens.

'Oh, I'm
going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans
the driver.

The Pope pulls
over and rolls down the window as the cop
approaches, but the cop takes one look at him,
goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the
radio.

'I need to talk to
the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.


The Chief gets on the radio
and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo
going 205 kph.

'So bust
him,' says the Chief.

'I
don't think we want to do that, he's really
important,' said the cop.


The Chief exclaimed,' All the more
reason!'

'No, I mean really
important,' said the cop with a bit of
persistence.

The Chief then
asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'


Chief: ' A senator?'
Cop:
'Bigger.'

Chief:
'The Prime Minister?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'


'Well,' said the Chief,
'who is it?'

Cop: 'I think
it's God!'

The Chief is
even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you
think it's God?'

Cop: 'His
chauffeur is the Pope!'

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Good one

[M. Henley Class President Find all posts View Profile Close M. Henley]

Yeah!

Good 'un!!

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A gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person. Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman. I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'u-n-t'?"

Only one word leapt to mind...my goodness, thought the gentleman, I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another. The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."

"Ah ... of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"