A small boy ran to the back of the church after the sermon was over to greet the preacher. As the pastor bent over to the young boy the lad handed him two folded one dollar bills. " What's this for " asked the preacher.
" It's for you sir, dad says your are the poorest preacher that we have ever had !"
" It's for you sir, dad says your are the poorest preacher that we have ever had !"