I got a new job!

[Spence Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Spence]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

I don't understand why. That Spence charm is undeniable.
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[Spence Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Spence]

I don't understand why. That Spence charm is undeniable.Posted via Mobile Device

U think that 1 was me, how about this newspaper job I lost last week:

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[Jya-Ning Silver Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close Jya-Ning]

That pretty good advice could not see how you loss your newspaper job. When I saw the title, I thought you have a new family member and you volunteer to take care of (s)he.

Jya-Ning

[lawren2 Malibu Beach Barbie & A Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close lawren2]

U think that 1 was me, how about this newspaper job I lost last week:

Too funny. Thanks for the Christmas laugh.