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St. Patrick's Day Joke - Warning- Risque !
Sort of a St. Patty's Day joke (as it's Irish ! )
>> AN IRISH BLOND IN A CASINO
>>
>> An attractive blond from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She
>> seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a
>> single roll of the dice.
>>
>> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>> completely nude'.
>>
>> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with
>> an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
>>
>> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES!
>> YES! I WON, I WON!'
>>
>> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
>> her clothes and quickly departed.
>>
>> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
>> Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
>>
>> The other answered,
>> 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
>>
>> MORAL OF THE STORY -
>>
>> Not all Irish are drunks,
>> not all blonds are dumb,
>> but all men . . . are men.
>>
>> AN IRISH BLOND IN A CASINO
>>
>> An attractive blond from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She
>> seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a
>> single roll of the dice.
>>
>> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>> completely nude'.
>>
>> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with
>> an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
>>
>> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES!
>> YES! I WON, I WON!'
>>
>> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
>> her clothes and quickly departed.
>>
>> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
>> Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
>>
>> The other answered,
>> 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
>>
>> MORAL OF THE STORY -
>>
>> Not all Irish are drunks,
>> not all blonds are dumb,
>> but all men . . . are men.
>>
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