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Escaped Convict
Escaped Convict
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple
> in bed.
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl
> to the bed he
> gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
> bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an
> escaped convict,
> look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen
> a woman in years.
> I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't
> complain, do whatever he tells you.
> Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
> dangerous.
> If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
>
> To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.
> He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
> and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
> Be strong honey. I love you too!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple
> in bed.
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl
> to the bed he
> gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
> bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an
> escaped convict,
> look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen
> a woman in years.
> I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't
> complain, do whatever he tells you.
> Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
> dangerous.
> If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
>
> To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.
> He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
> and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
> Be strong honey. I love you too!!
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