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IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.
Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out
of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and
willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost
immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur,
table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
Naked Twister.
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can
sing.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can
converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as
many women as you feel may benefit!
Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Pinot Noir...
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.
Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out
of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and
willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost
immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur,
table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
Naked Twister.
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can
sing.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can
converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as
many women as you feel may benefit!
Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Pinot Noir...