Tweet
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement...not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the
PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother of the bride
ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young
wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new wife to exchange the dress, but she refused.
"Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing
it!" she replied.
Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said, "Never mind, sweetheart. I'll
get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, Jennifer and her mother went shopping, and did find
another gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to
return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you
could wear it."
Jennifer's mother just smiled and replied...
(scroll down)
"Of course I do, dear...I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night
before the wedding!"
Now I ask you... Is there a woman anywhere who wouldn't enjoy this story?
Women are like phones... They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button, and your a*s is disconnected!
excitement...not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the
PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother of the bride
ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young
wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new wife to exchange the dress, but she refused.
"Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing
it!" she replied.
Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said, "Never mind, sweetheart. I'll
get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, Jennifer and her mother went shopping, and did find
another gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to
return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you
could wear it."
Jennifer's mother just smiled and replied...
(scroll down)
"Of course I do, dear...I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night
before the wedding!"
Now I ask you... Is there a woman anywhere who wouldn't enjoy this story?
Women are like phones... They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button, and your a*s is disconnected!