ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
> A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date Wearing a
> see-through blouse and no bra.
> Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
> Telling her not to dare go out like that!
> The teenager said,
> 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
> You gotta let your rose buds show!'
> And out she goes.
> The next day the teenager came down stairs, And the grandmother
> is sitting there with no top on.
> The teenager wanted to die.
> She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over
> And that it is just not appropriate....
> The grandmother said to her,
> 'Loosen up, Sweetie.
> If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my
> hanging baskets.
>
> Happy Gardening.
> (This is too funny not to share!)
> A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date Wearing a
> see-through blouse and no bra.
> Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
> Telling her not to dare go out like that!
> The teenager said,
> 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
> You gotta let your rose buds show!'
> And out she goes.
> The next day the teenager came down stairs, And the grandmother
> is sitting there with no top on.
> The teenager wanted to die.
> She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over
> And that it is just not appropriate....
> The grandmother said to her,
> 'Loosen up, Sweetie.
> If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my
> hanging baskets.
>
> Happy Gardening.
> (This is too funny not to share!)
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