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    Steve Jobs announces the iTit

    Apple does it again!


    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

    This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them..
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”
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  • #2
    That is just plain awful! Awful funny!
    Life is short, live it with this awareness.

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    • #3
      Will they be activated by just stare at them?

      Jya-Ning
      Jya-Ning

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      • #4
        That will be in the iTit 2.0 where they are stare-activated. Brand new technology!

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        • #5
          Very funny.

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          • #6
            I like how the volume and tone of the iTit change when you sweep your fingers across the front of the iTit.
            “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

            “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

            “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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            • #7
              Good joke!!!

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              • #8
                What, no knobs !

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                • #9
                  Runs off Double D batteries.
                  "A man that doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man" The Godfather

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by tonyg View Post
                    What, no knobs !
                    All depends on what your definition of knobs is...

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                    • #11
                      What happens if you put a pencil underneath an iTit?
                      “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                      “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                      “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                      • #12
                        depends on the age of the unit

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by BoardGirl View Post
                          depends on the age of the unit
                          Even if the firmware has been upgraded??
                          “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

                          “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

                          “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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                          • #14
                            iTit

                            I prefer the name iBoob.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BoardGirl View Post
                              depends on the age of the unit
                              my thoughts exactly.
                              Lawren
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                              There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
                              - Rolf Kopfle

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