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The Greek and the Chinese restauranters...
A Greek and a Chinaman own restaurants on opposite sides of the street, and are in competition with each other for business, so are not friends...
Each morning, the two of them come out of their restaurants to sweep the sidewalk (pavement to Brits) in front of their restaurants.
The Greek decides to taunt the Chinaman with the Chinese inability to roll their "R"'s, and shouts out "FLIED LICE, FLIED LICE!!!".
The Chinaman glowers at the Greek, and storms back into his restaurant.
The next morning, the same thing happens, and the one after that, and the one after that...
The Chinaman decides to take elocution lessons, so every day he goes to an expert, and the expert says "Ffffrrrrrriiied Rrrrrrriince". to which the Chinaman replies "Fffflllliiied Llllliice".
This goes on for weeks, with the Greek shouting "FLIED LICE, FLIED LICE" every morning, and the Chinaman going to elocution lessons every afternoon and having the expert say "Ffffrrrrrriiied Rrrrrrriince", to which the Chinaman replies "Fffflllliiied Llllliice".
After two months, at his lesson the Chinaman says "Ffffrrrrrriiied Rrrrrrriince, Ffffrrrrrriiied Rrrrrrriince!" He is over the moon!
So, the next morning he is out there early, leaning on his broom waiting for the Greek to appear.
The Greek appears, and shouts "FLIED LICE, FLIED LICE"...
The Chinaman smirks, and shouts back "FRIED RICE, FRIED RICE, YOU GLEEK PLICK!"...
Each morning, the two of them come out of their restaurants to sweep the sidewalk (pavement to Brits) in front of their restaurants.
The Greek decides to taunt the Chinaman with the Chinese inability to roll their "R"'s, and shouts out "FLIED LICE, FLIED LICE!!!".
The Chinaman glowers at the Greek, and storms back into his restaurant.
The next morning, the same thing happens, and the one after that, and the one after that...
The Chinaman decides to take elocution lessons, so every day he goes to an expert, and the expert says "Ffffrrrrrriiied Rrrrrrriince". to which the Chinaman replies "Fffflllliiied Llllliice".
This goes on for weeks, with the Greek shouting "FLIED LICE, FLIED LICE" every morning, and the Chinaman going to elocution lessons every afternoon and having the expert say "Ffffrrrrrriiied Rrrrrrriince", to which the Chinaman replies "Fffflllliiied Llllliice".
After two months, at his lesson the Chinaman says "Ffffrrrrrriiied Rrrrrrriince, Ffffrrrrrriiied Rrrrrrriince!" He is over the moon!
So, the next morning he is out there early, leaning on his broom waiting for the Greek to appear.
The Greek appears, and shouts "FLIED LICE, FLIED LICE"...
The Chinaman smirks, and shouts back "FRIED RICE, FRIED RICE, YOU GLEEK PLICK!"...