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    > A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a
    >
    > doctor who was retiring..
    >
    > The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on
    > his
    >
    > rounds, so the community could become used to the new doctor. At
    > the first house a
    >
    > woman complains, 'I've been a little sick to my stomach.'The
    >
    > older doctor says, 'Well, you've probably been overdoing the
    >
    > fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating
    >
    > and see if that does the trick?'
    >
    > As they left, the younger man said, 'You didn't even examine
    > that
    >
    > woman? How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?'
    >
    > 'I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the
    >
    > floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a
    >
    > half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably
    >
    > was making her sick.''Huh,' the younger doctor said. 'Pretty
    > clever.
    >
    > I think I'll try that at the next house.'
    >
    > Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking
    > with a
    >
    > younger woman. She complained that she just didn't have the
    >
    > energy she once did and said, 'I'm feeling terribly run down
    > lately.'
    >
    > 'You've probably been doing too much work for
    >
    > the Church,' the younger doctor told her. 'Perhaps you should
    >
    > cut back a bit and see if that helps.'
    >
    > As they left, the elder doctor said, 'I know that woman
    >
    > well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but
    >
    >
    > how did you arrive at it?
    >
    > 'I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my
    >
    > stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the
    >
    > preacher under the bed.'

  • #2
    funny


    thaks

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    • #3
      Perpetual Motion ~ Going Nowhere Fast!!

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