Psychology

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Psychology

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and
explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions."

The husband turned to his wife and said, "That is a bunch of crap. There is
nothing you could say that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

She smiled and said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

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This of course only works if he is not having an affair as well!

Psychology

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and
explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions."

The husband turned to his wife and said, "That is a bunch of crap. There is
nothing you could say that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

She smiled and said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

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Bet he thinks long & hard before he inserts foot again!!!

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Loved it!

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Bet he thinks long & hard before he inserts foot again!!!

With this joke, I first took the comment the wrong way. Or...Did I? Maybe there was a lot of innuendo in that single line.