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One Fine Day in the Hospital Recovery Room

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  • One Fine Day in the Hospital Recovery Room

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse arrives to give him a partial sponge bath..

    Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.'

    He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.

    Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!'

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....

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    'Are my test results back?'
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

  • #2
    very cute

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      • #4
        I really needed that laugh.
        Kay H

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        • #5
          funny

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          • #6
            I could totally see this happening at my hospital.

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              • #8
                I shared this with people at work
                they are still laughing

                Thanks

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