Do you miss your loved ones? You don't have to.

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

[vintner Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close vintner]

Reminds me of "Married with Children"
Peggy: "Did you miss me Al?"
Al: "With every bullet so far."

[basham Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close basham]

I appreciate and like this kind of humour.

I think my wife however, would just toss a grenade into the gathering.

[glypnirsgirl Member Find all posts View Profile Close glypnirsgirl]

And on the other side ...

One of my friends told me that he and his wife have an arrangement. She told him he could have sex with whoever he wanted, as long as he felt up to outrunning a bullet.

elaine

[vishnu as Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close vishnu as]

good one

[Sydney Contributor - Bronze Find all posts View Profile Close Sydney]

Thanks for the laugh.

[bevvy5 Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close bevvy5]

Steve - PM me where I can buy one of those here in Canada. My MIL is getting under my skin to the point where your suggestion is one of the more humane things I'm imagining - LOL!!

Bev

[anora Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close anora]

it seems very good to make fun with communities. i like all your jokes and enjoy very much..