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    A mother and her very young son were flying Westjet Airlines from Ottawa to Calgary . The little boy (who had been looking out his window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have
    baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"

    The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant the same question.

    The flight attendant, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your mom tell you to ask me?"
    The boy said, "Yes she did."

    "Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because WestJet always pulls out on time. Have your mom explain that to you."
    Lawren
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    There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
    - Rolf Kopfle

  • #2
    OMG, now that is funny.
    Don

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    • #3
      ROFLMAO! That was just too priceless!

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      • #4
        Love it.
        Kay H

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        • #5
          This is likely a true story! Westjet flight attendants are hilarious - the company must look for people with previous stand-up comic experience, or else they hire a comedy writer.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by eal View Post
            This is likely a true story! Westjet flight attendants are hilarious - the company must look for people with previous stand-up comic experience, or else they hire a comedy writer.
            I doubt that it's a true story. The first time I heard the joke was about 20 years ago, and PSA (Pacific Southwest) was the airline that pulled out on time.
            “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

            “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

            “You shouldn't wear that body.”

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            • #7
              Well, true or apocryphal, it's a funny one.

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              • #8
                lol

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                • #9
                  That is too funny. I love West Jet.

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                  • #10
                    I was on a flight from Calgary to Vancouver once, and the pilot came on the loudspeaker - told everyone to turn on their cell phones and he would have an excuse to fly to Vegas!

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                    • #11
                      My sister was on a Westjet flight once where the flight attendant announced over the loud speaker she wanted to congratulate the pilot on his first flight and he was also celebrating his 80th birthday!

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                      • #12
                        yah i love west jet. they are agreat and good jokes you guys. they wished me well when i went to the price is right and called me down the isle for a practice run lol

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