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THE BLONDE AND THE TV
A blonde walked into an electronics store and pointed to a box behind the counter and said to the owner, "I'd like to buy that TV." The owner shook his head and replied, "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde went home and decided to dye her hair brunette and try again tomorrow. The blonde (now brunette) came into the store and pointed to the same box and said to the owner, "I'd like to buy that TV." Again the owner shook his head and replied, "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde decided to go home and dye her hair red and try again tomorrow. The blonde (now redhead) came into the store and again pointed to the same box and said, "I'd like to buy that TV." The owner shook his head again and replied, "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes."
In a last ditch effort the blonde went home and died her hair jet black. The blonde (now with jet black hair) walked into the store and pointed at the same box and said, "I'd like to buy that TV." The owner shook his head and replied, "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes." The blonde became frustrated and demanded the owner tell her how he knew she was a blonde. The owner simply and politely replied, "Well ma'am, that's not a TV, it's a microwave."
A blonde walked into an electronics store and pointed to a box behind the counter and said to the owner, "I'd like to buy that TV." The owner shook his head and replied, "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde went home and decided to dye her hair brunette and try again tomorrow. The blonde (now brunette) came into the store and pointed to the same box and said to the owner, "I'd like to buy that TV." Again the owner shook his head and replied, "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde decided to go home and dye her hair red and try again tomorrow. The blonde (now redhead) came into the store and again pointed to the same box and said, "I'd like to buy that TV." The owner shook his head again and replied, "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes."
In a last ditch effort the blonde went home and died her hair jet black. The blonde (now with jet black hair) walked into the store and pointed at the same box and said, "I'd like to buy that TV." The owner shook his head and replied, "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes." The blonde became frustrated and demanded the owner tell her how he knew she was a blonde. The owner simply and politely replied, "Well ma'am, that's not a TV, it's a microwave."