All the married men

[Spence Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Spence]

At a wedding party recently someone yelled,
"All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."






















































The bartender was crushed to death.

[jackio Gold Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close jackio]

Funny, thanks!

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

That's just because Hefner and and Guccione sent their regrets.

[Spence Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close Spence]

"If you have 1,000 pairs of shoes, you are a hoarder. If you have 1,000 bottles of wine, you're a connoisseur."

and if you have 1000 timeshares?