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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his 10 year old daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales girl, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesgirl answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for £29.50, Shopping Barbie for £29.50, Beach Barbie for £29.50, Disco Barbie for £29.50, Ballerina Barbie for £29.50, Astronaut Barbie for £29.50, Skater Barbie for £29.50, and Divorced Barbie for £2,659.50'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's how much?! Why is the Divorced Barbie £2,659.50 and the others only £29.50?'
The annoyed salesgirl rolled her eyes, sighed, and answered:
'Sir..., all the Barbies are stand alone toys, but Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, most of Kens friends, all Kens bank balance and 90% of his pension!