Investment Tips

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I'm not sure how many of these are actually fresh for 2012, but they are still goodies.


Investment Tips for 2012
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2012:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co.
Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally....

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

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I'm not sure how many of these are actually fresh for 2012, but they are still goodies.


Investment Tips for 2012
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2012:
finally....

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

[Kay H Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Kay H]

Very good, Avery.

[BoardGirl Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BoardGirl]

LOVE EM!!!

I'd not heard any of them before, thanks!