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    After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'

    The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'

    The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

    He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming
    rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

    Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

    Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration......

    Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!

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    ho ho ho ho #43

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    • #3
      he he he he!
      (Oops! Didn't mean to steal #44 from you...)

      Kurt

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        • #5
          Originally posted by PigsDad View Post
          he he he he!
          (Oops! Didn't mean to steal #44 from you...)

          Kurt
          lololol only 145 to go

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          • #6
            I was wrong.. only 143 to go

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              <---love blonde jokes
              Lawren
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              There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
              - Rolf Kopfle

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              • #8
                I have 15 minutes free so Im just posting to get a count. Sorry if this offends anyone. Stop me if I should be stoped.

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                • #9
                  I
                  must have that disorder.

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                  • #10
                    Don't know that the steam room is worth all this effort....its mostly full of threads of mine they wanted to hide

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                    • #11
                      Hi Ride...I like your posts.

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                      • #12
                        Ride, If I saw you at a bar I would buy you a drink.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by easyrider View Post
                          I have 15 minutes free so Im just posting to get a count. Sorry if this offends anyone. Stop me if I should be stoped.
                          You should be stopped. I'm sorry but this is not the way to get your post count up. But I do hope that you stick around and continue to post here. Eventually you'll get to that magic number. It just might take a little while.
                          "A man that doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man" The Godfather

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                          • #14
                            I reopened the thread cause the first posts were fine but spent a good half hour removing your spam posts. Please do not do that again It was a lot of work to do that, I saw Craig started removing posts but gave up cause there were so many, so he just removed the entire thread.
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