Unconfigured Ad Widget

Collapse

Unconfigured Ad Widget

Collapse

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Peggy Sue's date with Fred

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Peggy Sue's date with Fred

    It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

    "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"

    "Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.

    "So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.

    "Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach."

    "Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.

    "Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows

    "Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"

    "Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.

    "Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

    "Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.

    A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred. "Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.

    Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. "The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The damned dance is called the Twist.”
    “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

    “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

    “You shouldn't wear that body.”

  • #2


    The Peppermint Twist
    Joey Dee & The Starliters - Peppermint Twist. - YouTube
    Lawren
    ------------------------
    There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
    - Rolf Kopfle

    Comment


    • #3
      Originally posted by lawren2
      I had a hunch that you might that one amusing!!!
      “Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”

      “This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”

      “You shouldn't wear that body.”

      Comment


      • #4
        Originally posted by T. R. Oglodyte
        I had a hunch that you might that one amusing!!!
        If you ever met my accountant, named Fred, you would find this joke highly entertaining as well. I also have been known to go to the Peppermint Lounge in NYC on "meet me baby down on 45th St". Gone now.

        Second Peppermint Lounge

        In November 1980, after G.G. Barnum's closed, the Peppermint Lounge name was revived for a new music night club run by Frank Roccio and Tom Goodkind. The club's DJ was David Azarc. The club featured top international music acts, both from alternative rock and the burgeoning hip hop scenes. Some of the regular featured acts were the Cramps, X, the Raybeats, the Go-Gos, Marshall Crenshaw, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Billy Idol, Afrika Bambaataa, the Bangles, the Waitresses, and Joan Jett. V.I.P. guests such as Mick Jagger and David Bowie added to the club's cachet. Yoko Ono visited the club soon after John Lennon's death to deliver a copy of their new album
        Lawren
        ------------------------
        There are many wonderful places in the world, but one of my favourite places is on the back of my horse.
        - Rolf Kopfle

        Comment


        • #5
          :d:d:d:d

          Comment


          • #6
            Perpetual Motion ~ Going Nowhere Fast!!

            Comment


            • #7
              funny

              Comment

              Working...
              X