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Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, then carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I proceeded to take out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men, and of course, traffic starts backing up.
Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.
He gets out of his car and starts walking toward me.
I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire", I said calmly.
"Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know.
So I told him,
"Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
I proceeded to take out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men, and of course, traffic starts backing up.
Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.
He gets out of his car and starts walking toward me.
I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire", I said calmly.
"Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know.
So I told him,
"Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
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