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A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A Sable Coat? A Diamond Necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much......"
He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A Sable Coat? A Diamond Necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much......"