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A young ventriloquist is doing the Essex night club scene.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual
dumb, blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair
and starts shouting,
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of
a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's
men like you who keep women like me from being respected at
work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential
as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes, but women in general ...
pathetically all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the
beautiful blonde yells:
"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little s**t on your lap!"
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual
dumb, blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair
and starts shouting,
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of
a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's
men like you who keep women like me from being respected at
work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential
as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes, but women in general ...
pathetically all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the
beautiful blonde yells:
"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little s**t on your lap!"
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