World Religions - Simplified

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

Taoism = *#^! Happens.

Confucianism = Confucius say, "*#^! Happens."

Buddhism = If *#^! happens, it isn't really *#^! .

Zen = What is the sound of *#^! happening?

Hinduism = This *#^! happened before.

Islam = If *#^! happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism = Let *#^! happen to someone else.

Catholicism = If *#^! happens, you deserved it.

Judaism = Why does *#^! always happen to us?

New Age = Visualize world *#^!.

[easyrider Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close easyrider]

I must be a Taoist because #%$^ is happening soon. Dont worry, I will light a match.

[Jaquelline Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Jaquelline]

Now that is very funny... what about Christians (If &^$% happens, Jesus will rise)