3 women and a genie

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Three women are trying to cross a river.

But they can`t seem to find out how. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each of them one wish.


The first woman wishes she would be ten times smarter than she is now.
*swoosh*
She takes of her clothes and swims across the river.


The second woman wishes she would be a hundred times smarter than she is now.
*swoosh*
She takes some wood, builds a raft and paddles across the river.


The third woman is so amazed by the succes of the other two and wishes she would be a thousand times smarter than she is now.


*swoosh*
She turns into a man and crosses the bridge.

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Three women are trying to cross a river.

But they can`t seem to find out how. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each of them one wish.


The first woman wishes she would be ten times smarter than she is now.
*swoosh*
She takes of her clothes and swims across the river.


The second woman wishes she would be a hundred times smarter than she is now.
*swoosh*
She takes some wood, builds a raft and paddles across the river.


The third woman is so amazed by the succes of the other two and wishes she would be a thousand times smarter than she is now.


*swoosh*
She turns into a man and crosses the bridge.

BOO!!

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This joke reminds me of my sil who poured a gallon of antifreeze into the oil fill when the engine overheated.