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    Italian Pregnancy
    An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
    The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
    'Who wasa the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
    Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
    A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
    'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem’.
    ‘I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
    I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
    Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse,
    a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account..
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
    If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each..
    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
    At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and tells him
    "Youa gonna try again!"
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    Angela

    If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

    BTW, I'm still keeping track of how many times you annoy me.

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    • #3
      haha, nice one!

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      • #4
        Well...

        They at least did not appear to be cousins.
        M. Henley

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        • #5
          Very funny

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          • #6
            ~ Didn't see THAT coming!!
            Perpetual Motion ~ Going Nowhere Fast!!

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            • #7
              I stole it!

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