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Who says "Good ol' boys" are dumb....
Three country boys and three city boys are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three city boys each buy a ticket and watch as the three country boys buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the city boys.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the gentlemen from the country.
They all board the train. The three city boys take their respective seats but all three country boys cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The city boys see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip, but see, to their astonishment, that the three country boys don't buy any ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed city boys.
"Watch and learn," answers the man from the country.
When they board the train the three city boys cram themselves into a toilet and the three country boys cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the country boys leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are hiding. The country boy knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
Three country boys and three city boys are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three city boys each buy a ticket and watch as the three country boys buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the city boys.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the gentlemen from the country.
They all board the train. The three city boys take their respective seats but all three country boys cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The city boys see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip, but see, to their astonishment, that the three country boys don't buy any ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed city boys.
"Watch and learn," answers the man from the country.
When they board the train the three city boys cram themselves into a toilet and the three country boys cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the country boys leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are hiding. The country boy knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
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