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So this guy walks in to a bar, sits on the stool and puts his briefcase on the bar. He opens the briefcase. Inside the briefcase a little man jumps up, opens the top of a tiny grand piano, sits at the bench and starts to play a beautiful Beethoven piano concerto. A crowd gathers around this strange scene enjoying the impromptu concert. The music finishes with a flourish and the little man takes a bow as the crowd applauds wildly. The bartender comes over and says "Wow, that was wonderful, have a drink on me." The man asks for a beer and a thimble full for his little friend. The bartender brings the drinks and asks "Hey, I gotta ask, how did you find that little guy?"
The man replies, "I was on a business trip in Ireland and on a day off I was out in the countryside and I came across a leprechaun trapped under a rock. The leprechaun promised anything if I would set him free. So I lifted off the rock and boy was he happy'"
"What an amazing story" sad the bartender. "So what did you ask for?"
"Well" said the man, "The leprechaun was old and a little hard of hearing so I ended up with a 12 inch pianist."
The man replies, "I was on a business trip in Ireland and on a day off I was out in the countryside and I came across a leprechaun trapped under a rock. The leprechaun promised anything if I would set him free. So I lifted off the rock and boy was he happy'"
"What an amazing story" sad the bartender. "So what did you ask for?"
"Well" said the man, "The leprechaun was old and a little hard of hearing so I ended up with a 12 inch pianist."
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