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The Young Monk's First Day

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  • The Young Monk's First Day

    The young monk’s first day.
    He is assigned to helping the other monks
    in copying the old canons and laws of the
    church by hand.

    He notices, however, that all of the monks
    are copying from copies, not from the original
    manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the
    head abbot to question this, pointing out that
    if someone made even a small error in the first
    copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that
    error would be continued in all of the subsequent
    copies.

    The head monk, says, 'We have been copying
    from the copies for centuries, but you make
    a good point, my son.'

    He goes down into the dark caves underneath
    the monastery where the original manuscripts
    are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't
    been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go
    by and nobody sees the old abbot.

    So, the young monk gets worried and goes down
    to look for him. He sees him banging his head
    against the wall and wailing.
    "We missed the R !


    We missed the R !
    We missed the f**king R !"


    His forehead is all bruised and he is
    crying uncontrollably. The young monk
    asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'
    With a choking voice, the old abbot replies,
    'The word was...

    CELEB R ATE
    "You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity." Adrian Rogers
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