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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes: Whack ... Shit!!
A bad skydiver goes:SHIT!!! .... WHACK!
A bad golfer goes: Whack ... Shit!!
A bad skydiver goes:SHIT!!! .... WHACK!
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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the ripcord?
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A sky diver's chute didn't open and he went splat...what was the last thing that went through his mind????
His feet.Comment
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Then there was the skydiver who would jump out of the plane only if he had a cup of Maxwell House coffee in his hand.
He knew that Maxwell House coffee is always good to the last drop.“Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.”
“This is a blouse and skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.”
“You shouldn't wear that body.”Comment
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