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> > An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, were vacationing in
California.
>Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on
sale
>one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into
the
>house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
> >
> >
> > Margaret looks him over, "Nope."
> >
> >
> > Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
> > back
>into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a
>little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
> >
> >
> > Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
> > down
>today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again
>tomorrow."
> >
> >
> > Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"
> > "Nope," she replies.
> >
> >
> > "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
> >
> >
> > Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a
hat."
California.
>Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on
sale
>one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into
the
>house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
> >
> >
> > Margaret looks him over, "Nope."
> >
> >
> > Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
> > back
>into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a
>little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
> >
> >
> > Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
> > down
>today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again
>tomorrow."
> >
> >
> > Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"
> > "Nope," she replies.
> >
> >
> > "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
> >
> >
> > Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a
hat."