Misunderstood

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“Why won’t you?”
“I’m too tired.”
“Oh, come on.”

Leave me alone!”
“I won’t be able to sleep.”
“Well, I can’t sleep now.”
“PLEASE!”

Why . . . in the middle of the night?”
“Because I’m hot.”
“You get hot at the damndest times!”
“You don’t love me!”
“Yes, I do.”
“If you love me, you’d do it.”
“Well, alright.”
“What’s the matter?”
“I can’t find it.”
“That feels better.”
“It should be, it’s up all the way!”
“That’s enough. Thanks, dear.”
“Next time, open the window yourself!”

The current heat wave made me think of this joke.