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A teenage couple had been dating for a couple of weeks, and the relationship seemed to be going rather well. The young girl told the boy that if he were to come over for dinner, meet the parents, and make a good impression, she would reward him by making love to him.
Well, he was pretty excited, as it would be their first time, and he immediately went down to the local pharmacy to buy condoms. But, it being his first time, he didn't know what kind to buy, so he asked the pharmacist for help. The pharmacist spent a good hour discussing the different kinds of condoms, what they do, how to pick a size, etc. He then asked the boy which he would like. To which the boy responded "Well, being as it is going to be the first time, why don't I get the family pack." The pharmacist rang it up and sent him on his way.
Finally the night arrived. Of course the boy was very nervous but was determined to make a good lasting impression on the girl's parents. Everyone sat down to dinner, and the mother said, "Let us bow our heads and pray." Everyone bowed their heads and said grace. When they were finished, everyone looked up . . . . except the boy. He continued to bow his head and mumble in prayer. After about 20 minutes, he is still praying and the girl taps him on the leg and whispers, "I never knew you were so religious." And the boy says, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"
Well, he was pretty excited, as it would be their first time, and he immediately went down to the local pharmacy to buy condoms. But, it being his first time, he didn't know what kind to buy, so he asked the pharmacist for help. The pharmacist spent a good hour discussing the different kinds of condoms, what they do, how to pick a size, etc. He then asked the boy which he would like. To which the boy responded "Well, being as it is going to be the first time, why don't I get the family pack." The pharmacist rang it up and sent him on his way.
Finally the night arrived. Of course the boy was very nervous but was determined to make a good lasting impression on the girl's parents. Everyone sat down to dinner, and the mother said, "Let us bow our heads and pray." Everyone bowed their heads and said grace. When they were finished, everyone looked up . . . . except the boy. He continued to bow his head and mumble in prayer. After about 20 minutes, he is still praying and the girl taps him on the leg and whispers, "I never knew you were so religious." And the boy says, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"
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