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This is almost as good as the $15,000,000 Pacific Island that was on ebay a while back.Comment
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I looooved the theme song! Just when I was thinking the seller might have written it himself and I would have to bid $3400 to get a MP3 of it, I recognized that golden voice -- Weird Al!
A used, pink bathrobe
A rare, mint snowglobe
A Smurf TV tray
I bought it on eBay...
(to the tune of "I Want It That Way" by The Backstreet Boys)Comment
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On Ebay
Yeaaaah
A used pink bath robe
A rare mint snow globe
A smurf TV. tray
I bought on ebay
My house is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most everyday
What I bought on ebay
Tell me why I need another pet rock
Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why I bid on Shatners old drupay
They had it on ebay
I’ll buy your nik naks
Just check my feedback
A++
They all say they love me on ebay
Gona’ buy a slightly damaged golf bag
Gona’ buy beanie babies new with tags
From some guy, i've never met in Norway
Found him on ebay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With 2 seconds left to go, waoooooh!
Got paypal or visa whatever ‘el please ‘ya
As long as I’ve got the dough
I’ll buy your chat skis
Sell me your watch please
I’ll buy (I’ll buy. I’ll buy. I’ll buy)
I’m highest bidder!!!
Don’t’ keep them hiding in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale
Pay a dude who has an ashtray
I bought it on ebay
Wanna buy? A pacman fever lunchbox
Wanna buy? A case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy? A Kleenex used by Dr. Drake
Found it on ebay
Wanna buy? That Feryll Fonson poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don’t know why the kind of stuff you throw away
I’ll buy on ebay
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Does anyone remember the guy selling his x-wife's wedding dress (and modeling it?!!). That was a classic!!Comment
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Yeah, actually I do remember it! I might even have it stored on my computer somewhere.Originally posted by Avery
I also loved "ebay Barbie." Someone came up with this elaborate auction for an ebay-selling Barbie doll, complete with her office, inventory, and cute little Barbie-sized USPS boxes. The auction was accompanied with a photographic record of Barbie's growing eBay addiction.
I found the following lyrics to Weird Al's "eBay" on a Weird Al fan site. (Notice that in my earlier post, I managed to get the last line of the first verse wrong, even though I had just looked at it on the fan site.) "Tchotchke" is Yiddish for knickknack, with the connotation of something that is worthless or gaudy.
Yeah
A used, pink bathrobe
A rare, mint snowglobe
A Smurf, TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house, is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why I need another pet rock
Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
They had it on eBay
I'll buy your knick-knack
Just check my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag
Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy your tchotchkes
Sell me your watch, please
I'll buy I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy
I'm highest bidder now!
Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
Oh yeah I bought it on eBay
Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox
Wanna buy a case on vintage tube socks
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre
Found it on eBay
Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away
I'll buy on eBay
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THAT was funny stuff. He had a great sense of humor.Originally posted by AveryBecky
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