Sunday School

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Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was
napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? When Mary didn't stir,
little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a
pin and jabbed her in the rear. God Almighty ! shouted Mary and the
teacher said, Very good and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, Who is our Lord and Savior? But
Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the
rescue and stuck her again. Jesus Christ! shouted Mary and the teacher
said, Very good, and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked
Mary a third question, What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
twenty-third child? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time
Mary jumped up and shouted, If you stick that damn thing in me one more
time, Ill break it in half! The Teacher fainted.

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Little Johnnie was listening intently as his teacher was telling the story of Lot and his wife fleeing from Sodom when God destroyed the city with fire and brimstone.

When the teacher told the class how Lot's wife looked back at the city as they were running away and turned into a pillar of salt, Johnnie couildn't contain himself.

"Teacher, Teacher!" he said. "Last week as my Mommy was driving to the grocery store, she looked back. And she turned into a telephone pole."