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Men Are Just Happier People ...
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>What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your
>last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
>plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another
>snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant.
>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, you
>can wear NO shirt to a water park.
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>Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your
>urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
>restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't
>have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
>bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
>Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People
>never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>The occasional well-rendered belch is not only
>appreciated by your friends, but practically expected.
>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One
>mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30
>seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
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>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
>can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for
>the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets
>to invite you, he or she can still be
>your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost
>never have strap problems in public. You are unable to
>see wrinkles in your clothes.
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>Everything on your face stays its original color. The
>same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only
>have to shave your face and neck. You can play with
>toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
>hips. One wallet and one pair of
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>shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no
>matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with
>a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
>growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for
>25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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>No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who
>can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
>
>What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your
>last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
>plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another
>snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant.
>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, you
>can wear NO shirt to a water park.
>
>Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your
>urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
>restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't
>have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
>bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
>Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People
>never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>The occasional well-rendered belch is not only
>appreciated by your friends, but practically expected.
>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One
>mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30
>seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
>
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
>can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for
>the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets
>to invite you, he or she can still be
>your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost
>never have strap problems in public. You are unable to
>see wrinkles in your clothes.
>
>Everything on your face stays its original color. The
>same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only
>have to shave your face and neck. You can play with
>toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
>hips. One wallet and one pair of
>
>shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no
>matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with
>a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
>growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for
>25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
>
>No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who
>can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.