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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
>> of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
>>
>> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
>>
>> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
>> toast of the night." She said, Aye, did ye now. And what was your
>> toast?"
>>
>> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
>> beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>>
>> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
>> street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
>> prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>>
>> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised me self. You
>> know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
>> asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
>> come."
>> of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
>>
>> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
>>
>> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
>> toast of the night." She said, Aye, did ye now. And what was your
>> toast?"
>>
>> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
>> beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>>
>> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
>> street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
>> prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>>
>> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised me self. You
>> know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
>> asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
>> come."
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