Somethings to ponder

[Thirsty Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Thirsty]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

[mshatty Super Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close mshatty]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

Not really. If the person is repeating "There is no place like home, there is no place like home", then they end up in Kansas and become Kansans.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Because it's fun to play with.

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Yes but they only use green coffee beans.

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

To accept all of the help we are giving them. Of course the axiom applies: You get what you pay for.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

180,400 miles per second, or 10% faster.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Complete and utter failures, except that Preparation C had its moments when the patients' skin bubbled up and turned blue.

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

Actually, $2.00 for Evian at the airport is a bargain.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

No, the fifth one has hemorrhoids, see answer above about Preparation H predecessors.

[T. R. Oglodyte Moderator Find all posts View Profile Close T. R. Oglodyte]

If God had meant man to go metric, wouldn't Christ have taken only ten disciples?