Case Of The Pregnant Lady

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CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY





A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man

opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin so she moved again. The man

seemed more amused.



When on the fourth move the man burst out laughing, she complained to

the driver and he had the man arrested.



The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)

what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it

was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice

her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint

Twins are Comin' and I grinned.



Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will

reduce the swelling' and I had to smile.



Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's
Big
Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.



"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign

that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...I
just
lost it."

[taffy19 Gold Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close taffy19]

I can't help but

[jackio Gold Contributor Find all posts View Profile Close jackio]

Funny, thanks for sharing this!